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FEDORA 44

Minor
Perils of September 27

Daily sheet
Minor insists
Sep 27
SERVICE OPERATOR'S QUARTERLYSPECIMEN IN SITU

Not every hazard deserves the five-diamond page. These are the day's small insistences, filed at press time and expected to resolve themselves by the next edition.

The Silent Neighbor (Routus migratorius)

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Feeds on attention. Starving it is the only cure, and the cure is rarely popular.

insistence 5/5 · moat-answered

Thermal Creep (Daemonius ferox)

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Repeats itself until it is normal, then stops — which is somehow worse. Listed here for completeness.

insistence 4/5 · waited out

Disk Moths (Nummus placidus)

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Feeds on attention. Starving it is the only cure, and the cure is rarely popular.

insistence 5/5 · monitored

Intermittent Fog (Zettaius insularis)

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Feeds on attention. Starving it is the only cure, and the cure is rarely popular.

insistence 4/5 · moat-answered

Pressed by the daily press. The ink is the same; the day is new.

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